Skunk Works

13 Jul

Two unsuspecting night walkers discovered a skunk feasting upon a chicken carcass in a compost pile in the hills above Blue Lake on Saturday night. The skunk gave chase, lifting its tail and running the night walkers off of their own property. While the walkers were spared a malodorous encounter, their landlords were not. The skunk sprayed directly under the landlords’ bedroom, propelling a nightmarish cloud of fetid scents to waft straight into their resting nostrils. Harried cursing and window shutting followed in a most prompt manner.

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4 Responses to “Skunk Works”

  1. shashy July 13, 2009 at 8:04 pm #

    nice who was it?

  2. The Provost July 15, 2009 at 2:32 pm #

    The night walkers are know around these parts simply as Jason and Lizzy. The skunk sprayed right under the Bald Sasquatch’s bedroom window. Apparently, it sprayed last night too. Who knows what’s up with that.

  3. shashy July 15, 2009 at 4:20 pm #

    i luv this skunk

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