‘Tater Gun

13 Jul

Big booms suggestive of a North Korean missile test echoed over Blue Lake on Saturday night, 20:45, as an eight-foot-long potato gun, constructed from PVC piping, operated by a two-man team and filled with a hair spray accelerant, successfully blasted two potatoes out to sea. An onlooking crowed oohed, ahhed and offered an impressed standing ovation, relieved that the projectile machine did not malfunction in their direction.

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