Northwest Shelling

24 Jul

Broadcasting live from Blue Lake, 22:00 hrs:

The Northwest Territories of Blue Lake are launching screaming projectiles south towards the open water.  Heavy shelling with dazzling explosions are following the launches.  The Southern Shores are now responding to the blasts by firing their own potato missiles at the pyromaniacal Territories.  The Northwest Territories are answering the rejoinder with a cannonade of screaming meemies and flashy pyrotechnics.

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