Missing Blogger Found – Just in Time for Company!

11 Jul

A team of scientists from the University of Wisconsin – Madison uncovered the notorious missing Blue Lake Blogger this past weekend while conducting field research in the Oneida County.  The research team was studying the effects of uncapped septic gasses on man-space crashers, behavioral tendencies of homosapiens at yard sales and the flight paths of teen pilots when they stumbled upon a discovery previously thought to occur only in legend or a Keith Morrison Dateline Mystery: a recluse hiding in plain sight.

Although reports have been rampantly circulating this past year about the whereabouts of the blogger who disappeared under a shroud of secrecy following a memorial pig roast in July of 2010, including sightings at area bars, boutiques and in one instance, selling trinkets with hippies here…

Rio Grande Gorge Bridge, Taos, New Mexico

…reports of the blogger’s condition remained largely unconfirmed.  That is, until Saturday.

According to an official report obtained by Blue Lake Free Press, the ragtag investigative team, wrapping up their research, spotted what “appeared to be a person with an awfully lot of free time on their hands drinking a Sprecher’s root beer on a nearby lake dock.”  An aire of “rampant shirking” fueled the team’s suspicions and they proceeded with a tough interrogation of the subject until the identity of the roustabout-layabout was confirmed to be, indeed, the missing blogger.

Many questions remain as to why the blogger disappeared or what will happen now that the blogger has been found but one thing remains certain: late-breaking stories continue to unfold around Blue Lake and its metropolitan area.

This is why we now bring you this important announcement:

The social committee reports that folks along Blue Lake’s northwestern banks are anxiously awaiting the arrival of a spirited group lake-revelers from Billy Graham’s hometown of Wheaton, Illinois.  These hard-working folks, when not putting in honest hours with “world’s largest manufacturer of construction and mining equipment, diesel and natural gas engines and industrial gas turbines” and pursuing other wholesome enterprises, enjoy pontoon boating, antique boat lounging, and have been known to stumble across an occasional bear in the wild.  The group also includes a young man with a talent for swimming in beautiful, blue lakes.  If you see these good folks around the lake, let’s give them a hearty, “hello!”

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3 Responses to “Missing Blogger Found – Just in Time for Company!”

  1. Greg Anastos July 11, 2011 at 8:22 pm #

    The Blogger is BACK!!!!!! SWEEEEEEEET!!!!! We’ve really missed you!!!

  2. Karyn Ekstrom-DeBoer July 12, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    YAY! You’re back! Yippee!!!

  3. Your Dear Old Mommy Dearest July 13, 2011 at 9:14 pm #

    Ahhh! The infamous blogger has returned! Welcome back!

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